Stamets@lemmy.world to Gaming@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoStill can't believe the new Mario Kart is open worldlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1542arrow-down114
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minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 day agoMario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.
minus-squarearrow74@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoHe must be a shit plumber if his wages are “meager”
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoEvery time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.
minus-squareLifter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 hours agoThey turn into special mushrooms.
minus-squareBaguette@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 hours agoMario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoIs not every plumber technically a shit plumber?
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.decakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoi’m sure there’s at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career
minus-squarearrow74@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoI would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThere are gas and steam plumbers
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoMaybe he just wasn’t good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I’m sayin’.
minus-squarepinball_wizard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day ago Mario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs. Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoBut he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 day agoBowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.
Mario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.
Okay Jonathan Blow
He must be a shit plumber if his wages are “meager”
Every time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.
They turn into special mushrooms.
Mario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would
Is not every plumber technically a shit plumber?
i’m sure there’s at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career
I would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line
There are gas and steam plumbers
Maybe he just wasn’t good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I’m sayin’.
Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?
But he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?
Bowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.