LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoBy @stormygailartpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1474arrow-down17
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minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·6 months ago“Master, what do I do? What do I do?” “Eat your rice. Wash your bowl.” –Zen parable
minus-squareLongLive@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 months ago“Master, the dead demand pudding.” “Eat your rice. Wash your bowl.” -Master starts running.
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoMaster: “I use Turn Undead.” DM: *rolls WIS saving throws for all undead within 30 feet of the master*
“Master, what do I do? What do I do?”
“Eat your rice. Wash your bowl.”
–Zen parable
“Master, the dead demand pudding.”
“Eat your rice. Wash your bowl.”
-Master starts running.
Master: “I use Turn Undead.”
DM: *rolls WIS saving throws for all undead within 30 feet of the master*