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Rose56@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 6 个月前

Can I come in guys?

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Can I come in guys?

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Rose56@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 6 个月前
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  • AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world
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    6 个月前

    when my wife does this to me, i say “yes” and do what i was asking.

    #NotAVampire

    • _lilith@lemmy.world
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      tried that on my english teacher and suddenly I was “out of class without permission” thankfully it made the VP laugh

  • HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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    Remember, when a vampire invokes yourHouse.requestEntry(), return false.

  • chosensilence@pawb.social
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    6 个月前

    you can come in whoever you want

  • mystic-macaroni@lemmy.ml
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    “Can” works fine of you are asking if you are able rather than for permission. But, words don’t exist anyway.

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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      In a way the vampire is asking both if they’re able to and for permisson

    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      Let’s go with OP’s title, where the vampire is asking if anyone’s up on grindr.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    As a language nerd and pedant, I love this.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Well, in that case, how about you pay me that $10 you owe me?

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