I want a dog.
replace dog with baby.
Pretty sad how this behaviour is normalized: “nag until you get your way” is dysfunctional behaviour
Certain dogs have uses, like for shepherding sheeps. Most don’t, though
Companionship is a major use.
I keep mine as emergency rations. That’s why I have weiner dogs
You sly dog.
Wife bad 😂😂😂
Basically me and my wife and how “we” now own two cats.
That’s how I ended up with 2 cats, 2 dogs, 2 kids and 2 live-in in-laws.
How much work are the in-laws?
As long as you change their litter and feed them then it’s not too bad.
What to do when they keep barking at the neighbours?
You could have them castrated, that seems to do wonders.
Yes.
And let me guess - the cats are more attached to you than to her?
Oh no, they like her way more.
No thanks. We prefer free time and not being slaves to other beings’ needs. Also we got more interesting hobbies that can surely take that extra cash 😁
I’m currently on phase 2 of her plan with my wife, but I’m meeting limited success. Does it only work once?
Get a cat.
No.
Not even for me, I like cats and some of them even tolerate me. My wife is super allergic though. Like throat closing and everything.