Trump said so
I’m terrible with names. I fully admit it. But if I forget a name I just ask “what was his name again?” or something along those lines. A normal person would just keep saying “the prime minister”, or I don’t know, just make the effort to remember the names of major world leaders since it’s your fucking job. Not Mr. Japan OR Tim Apple.
Why some people think he’s intelligent is beyond me.
We shall now refer to that one guy who golfs a lot and pretends to be president as Mr. Facism, man who pretends to lead the American Facist Party.
I don’t have enough alcohol to survive to the next election
Don’t worry, there won’t be another.
You can fuck right off. We got a lot of bullshit going on and a lot of growth to do but I’ll be damned if my republic dies in my fucking life time
Your republic? Brother it’s their republic (I can’t help but admire your strength)
This last election is the first time I puked from alcohol consumption
Comrade, abandon the alcohol, down cigs like a true based revolutionary.
Sadly Mr. Japan died in April.
Devastating
I remember when George W. Bush was grilled on the names of world leaders at the time and he flunked it hard… but even he wouldn’t have made something as stupid as Mr. Japan…
I’ll just throw in the mandatory ‘He didn’t choose Orange Life. Orange Life chose him’.
Who is Trump? Is that the same person as Mr. Orange, aka Oraanutan-san?
At least he didn’t say Mr Roboto ?..
That would have at least been entertaining. Racist yes, but on brand for him.
Tbf who can keep up with the names when its a revolving door of boring lackeys.
N-nihongo jozu??
Of course, the prime minister of Japan: John Japan
Me, myself, I call him Jj
And he has some unusual things happen. There is a show about that called JJ’s somewhat unusual adventures.
Excuse me, his name is Nihon-san
He’s big in Japan
He’s got the whole damn nation on their knees.
I will give trump one thing, the comedic moments you get out of him like this
I used to feel that way, but Trump has done so much damage he’s just not fucking funny anymore, and I wish people would stop generating all the noise to point out how stupid he is. We know, and by now it’s WAAAY past funny.
I love Donald’s speeches. They’re the most tragic things I’ve ever heard …too bad he’s not one of those things you put 50p in at a fair.
Mr. Japan sounds like a pro wrestler in an NES game
I had to double check it wasn’t on NES Pro Wrestling.