• Jomega@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Microsoft: Fuck you, you piece of shit. I’m firing every one of you motherfuckers so I can buy another 30 Ferrari’s.

    Nintendo: We are not going to do that.

    Lemmy: Fuck you, Nintendo!

    You guys need to learn to take W’s where you can get them. It’s exhausting not being able to enjoy good news because you’re always angry about something.

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      Microsoft: Fuck you, you piece of shit. I’m firing every one of you motherfuckers so I can buy another 30 Ferrari’s.

      Nintendo: We are not going to do that.

      Lemmy: –

      Lemmy: points PocketPair

    • Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      microsoft: we just fired entire studios that we bought recently. we are building a master collection of IPs to do nothing with other than passively profit off of them forever using game pass. part of this master plan is to cause large instability in the video game industry through aforementioned mass layoffs. also we are quite literally helping a genocide.

      lemmy: oh. that’s kinda shitty but I liked oblivion remastered :)

      nintendo: we made our game 80$

      lemmy: if anyone even thinks about liking some of your stuff they should be burned at the stake.

      <srs> obviously im exaggerating to make a point, and no if you ask I don’t like nintendo. fuck them. but I think the reaction here is a bit disproportionate. a company could do all the evil in the world but as long as they don’t touch the sacrosanct consumer, it’s all good in the eyes of a gamer! </srs>

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        2 days ago

        So, a threesome then?

        (Jokes aside, nobody in this thread is even talking about Microsoft. It’s all directed at Nintendo. What the hell is up with that?)

        • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Title:

          Nintendo touts high employee retention rate after loss of Microsoft jobs rocks Xbox Game Studios

          Your 1st comment:

          Microsoft: Fuck you, you piece of shit. I’m firing every one of you motherfuckers so I can buy another 30 Ferrari’s.