PORNHUB
It’s Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.
I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn’t helping anyone and won’t make it go away. Half of the time I can’t understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it’s censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?
These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.
But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like “malicious compliance”? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente
See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.
Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.
Wow, I’d love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer’s day!
You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.
That’s a Scandinavian name for a type of fish, right?
No, but close: It’s Danish pot chicken: Gammeldags Kylling
It might need to be a rather hot river then.
No, the spree is a different river
Seggs, unalive, grape
I’ve also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?
I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?
True, I guess. There was also an element of belonging to using l33tspeak as a censoring tool which is also present in today’s tiktok euphemisms
Whatever happened to prawns?
Maybe they finally got rid of those fookin’ prawns all out of district 9!
Don’t forget Ouide
Guess I did. What’s that?
Looks to me like it’s pronounced weed.
It’s a content filter evasion for “weed”. Trips me up every time one of my online friends uses it, I go “IUD? No that doesn’t make sense. Ood from Doctor Who? Nah. Some kinda French thing? Oh yeah it’s weed”
Weed was my first guess ,but I know Americans can’t pronounce written French for shit so I knew I was wrong lol. Thank you.
What’s the problem with sax and rope?
six and ripe?
Epples and benenes?
what’d krill do to you?
they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it’s censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?
If everyone can still read it, but it wasn’t detected by the big censor machine that sounds like a win to me?
Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.
Pray tell, which health issues would those be?
A sore dick.
Carpal tunnel
You would have to ask a doctor, don’t take medical advice from the internet.
From what I know it can irritate the skin and can lead to long term issues with the skin like dermatitis. It can also cause blood vessels to rupture under the skin, which is usually not a big issue and will heal. But it can cause some pain and leave a mark when healed and will only heal when it is given time to rest up, which can be hard if one is used to a lot of masturbation. If it isn’t allowed to heal, it can cause more problems. I’m sure there can be more issues, but I don’t know about those.
A lot of the risks of masturbation are myths or exaggerated a lot. Wanking once or twice a day is probably fine. And your body will let you know when you’ve overdone it.
And to add: Poor hygiene is a lot bigger risk than masturbation ever is. Keep your bottoms clean!
Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you’ll be safe.
sexual violence mention
You see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery.
Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt.
Psh, I’ll tell my body when we’re done.
Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human?
Yes? What makes you think I’m not? I’m definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.
Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/
Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate
Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water?
Drowning in spunk.
Spackled the ceiling.
Wrist pain.
meh, I have another one.
Dual wrist pain
Censoring “porn” with a black asshole?
A man of class and style, I see.
The elusive Chocolate Starfish.
is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse
Not quite what the XKCD is talking about, but my favorite linguistic phenomenon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism
FFmpeg doesn’t deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There’s a reason it’s practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.
Absolutely - very powerful and capable, even just from the Linux command line.
But ffmpeg is a small binary (compared to the others there) and still performs well
Well eh, the binary seems to be about 130MB while the ffmpeg source repository is only 80MB (and the version with separate .so files (all part of the project as far as I can see) is even larger)
Tiny block in the grand scheme of things.
This picture doesnt work if you replace the stick with the huge boulder.Maybe if you visualize it as the foundation of a building.
Then it makes sense.what will you do? edit the meme template?
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This would have taken two minutes in Photoshop or even MSPaint.
But it didn’t produce a lot of carbon emissions like Gemini
Peak efficiency
What about just using GIMP?
Another thing you can find on the hub
It took me a second to realize you didn’t mean github.
I didn’t. But now that I see both answers work: I meant both
They didnt??
30 min
Ew
I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.
Create a FUSE library to use that as backing storage for a filesystem, and you can make use of the infrastructure for free cloud storage. Maybe
twityouhubfs. Which could be a mighty block atop this supporting many other blocks.
FFmpreg
FFM pegging! I wanna be spit roast too…
Finally! I am not the only rotten mind
I think I am like the fourth person to make that joke ITT
F/F/Mpreg
Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.
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Unironically, a lot of tech improvements started to make/view porn better.
Example: 3D models improvements.
I’d put yt under ph, but only just. Everything else, ph paved the way. And tbf, another porn site probably cleared the way for yt, though I couldn’t tell you which one.
I remember the first time I saw the phrase “streaming video” was a website called “teen steam” (which I desperately wanted a credit card to access) in the late 90s / early 2000s.
I’m sure you can guess what the content of that site was and I was sure that “streaming” was some new sex act I had yet to discover and wanted very much to find out. Sadly I was too young, too poor and logged onto the Internet in the school library at lunch time so it was always going to be a long shot.
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How did you obtain the CC and the money on it at 12??
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My ass read this as mpreg for a second
FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3
Not just mpreg. Final Fantasy mpreg.
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I was thinking two ladies were gonna peg a dude.
That’s the rust version
If I’m gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head
Self-censorship is the worse censorship.
Fuckin A right
It’s f*cked
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Double plus fucked up. George Orwell should be mandatory to read in schools
The people doing this will be the first to go in the purge
!ffmpeg@lemmy.world
!ffmpeg@lemmynsfw.comOne of them is not like the other
I’m actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it’s not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me…
maybe I’m missing out because I don’t watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it’s a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.
Iirc PH was first with the thumbnail pop up when hovering over the timeline. They also had the “waveform” thing of where users watched the most. Sure a video player is just a video player. But all the extra features like changing quality, playback speed, buffering tech, subtitles, and so much more really add up to a better experience.
- no ads or sponsor crap (sponsor only if sponsor is <5s and only at the start of vid)
- buffering is efficient and quick
- subtitles available in widescreen, small etc
- can change volume and resolution
- can be judged by community with a non-karma system
- little to no algorithm or AI slop
- can custom select videos (by date, popularity, tags, or whatever)
- peer to peer, decentralised and FOSS
- privacy friendly
- can download, usable offline
- none of that copyright bullshit
In short, a no-nonsense normal video player without a profit motive.
pornhub is p2p?
I think he was answering the question “how good does a video player need to be?”, because many of those points don’t apply to pornhub, which also goes more into the site behind it than the player proper
tbh pornhub is p2p (porn to person)
For what it’s worth, PH is better than YT in most regards now, I feel.
Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else
Really wish we would all shun this voluntary self-censoring of very mild words. Fuck the platforms and their algorithms and fuck the people who censor basic language.
I want the word “unalived” to be killed or murdered in the most vile and explicit way possible for a word.
in some states and I guess the UK it is.
and the censoring is usually for social media platform filters, usually by AI which gets it wronghalfmost the time.These are arguments to refuse censorship much harder, not to comply.
Final Fantasy Mpreg
Can we PLEASE make ffmpeg use GPL for everything?
Actually, can we do that for just all open source software. I’m getting kinda tired of large multinationals using open source for free to make billions over billions and then give back a dollar or so for each of those…
Maybe there are exceptions here and there but most companies give back shit
Or make a license that companies making money from the software have to contribute.
That’s cute. As if commercial entities don’t contribute to foss 🤣
I bet you there is at least 3M worth of investment from folks bring paid in this thread.
They… Usually don’t.
Not a single company I’ve worked for actually makes FOSS contributions to the dependencies they rely upon.
They usually don’t but some do. I’m only cherry picking this because I don’t know much about Big Tech and FOSS. Bootstrap was developed in Twitter, React is maintained by Facebook/Meta, AngularJS was maintained by Google in the past but it’s now discontinued. Google also has Summer of Code. I’m not a Big Tech shill but the larger ones do make some contributions.
You’re talking about absolutely massive companies who represent their own shared interests. And just by volume, they will produce an open source projects through engineering culture variation within a company itself.
And represent only a fractional part of the tech workforce and companies that don’t contribute back to open source.
Yeah, they do, but it’s still pennies to the dollar, and usually they only do because it benefits them to do so.
Companies using open source must be forced to contribute back fairly
Then you work for shitty little companies. These companies put in millions a year.
Yes, some do, but it isn’t an incredibly small number given the quantity of companies that rely on open source technology.
Source:
https://opensourcefundingsurvey2024.com/
Jackass. It’s not hard to even attempt to look into this shit. But this place is only for circlejerks 🤦♂️
I mean when you’re only here to call people names like a petulant child. Don’t expect good conversation.
I’d rather a place be filled with circle jerkers than assholes.
I’d rather not either, which is kind of why I came to Lemmy instead of being on Reddit. Perhaps you have found yourself lost?
But they don’t though, they take more & give less (if not outright steal)
No, they don’t. And I didn’t know where you guys came up with this. You honestly think any real development to shit like k8s, Kafka, and most of Apache foundation software is just being tinkered with people working for free?
Sure there are areas where there is more “free” support. But the shit that runs servers and the web, highly highly corporate supported. Nothing about it is free.
& then they steal & engage in rugpull & never contribute.
👌👍
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Probably because it’s annoying and takes a decent amount of work for a minor improvement
And yeah, it doesn’t need to be censored here but also it really doesn’t ruin it that much
Engagement bait.
Though FFmpeg is not really a project ‘thanklessly maintained by one person’ (anymore).
