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jankforlife@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago
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    I’d be afraid of anyone referencing “c:\users” too.

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      That’s “C:\\Users” to you

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        “c:\users”? what? c:?

        so it isnt a: anymore?

        • VeganPizza69 Ⓥ@lemmy.vg
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          A: was for saving 💾.

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            yall no longer use the funni bendy disk then?

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              I had a portable floppy drive for years, but it was useless.

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                i have one

                but it broke and i dont have the materials to fix it

    • Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي)@piefed.mitch.science
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      “Windows meme makers, can you go five seconds without revealing your appalling lack of technical curiosity?”

      Windows Meme Makers: “The C drive! … How long was that?”

      • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        About 260 characters in length I think

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      OP meant to say “click on My Computer,” but not everyone is super tech-savvy.

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      /mnt/c/Users/ user checking in.

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    Please use /home/ instead.

    • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      /home/ what? it needs to be /home/$(whoami)

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        Nah it should be $HOME, not everyone’s home directory is in the default location.

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          Nah you should use xdg dirs, it’s 2025.

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            Maybe I’m misunderstanding, but as shown in your link, $HOME does not conflict with the XDG Base Directory Specification. It partially relies on $HOME being defined.

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          ~

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    Fuck OneDrive with a rusty hook.

    Ok, so not OneDrive generally but specifically the unholy merging of OD and Win11. JFC when I navigate to a folder and save a file there THAT FILE HAD BETTER FUCKING BE THERE and not in some shadow folder you default mapped to OneDrive because FUCK ME, RIGHT?

    This irritates me so much. Get off my lawn.

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      • Nikls94@lemmy.world
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        looks at license agreement

        No you don’t.

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          Uhh, I absolutely do own the hardware that is the computer.

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            looks at license agreement

            No you don’t.

    • Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي)@piefed.mitch.science
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      Nah, as someone who gave an honest, college try at making use of OneDrive, I maintain its fate vis a vie the rusty hook.

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        As a university sysadmin that spent half a fucking hour yesterday trying to log someone out of a classroom computer’s MS Office software (the “sign out” button did fuck all, go figure): fuck Microsoft, fuck Office, fuck Outlook, fuck Onedrive, fuck their SSO, and their mother too. Next semester I’m sanitizing the computers. Students will use LibreOffice and they’ll like it.

        I might be a little angry.

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          Next semester I’m sanitizing the computers. Students will use LibreOffice and they’ll like it.

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            Could I recommend OnlyOffice for better collaboration and smoother easing in from MS Office?

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          Just remember to teach them that there are multiple UI variants.

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          Lmao I did the same thing today, trying to teach a particularly… ‘beginner’ user how to sign into outlook. I was going to have them sign in again in front of me, but without my help. It wouldn’t sign out so I just gave up

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          I have been out of the PC game for a long time. Got a laptop recently and discovered you need to sign up for a subscription to use the office package, doesnt just come with windows any more. No big deal, my wife says she has a subscription as part of her phone contract.

          Cool. Easy.

          What. The fuck. Is this mess? Everything is saved on their servers instead of locally? I try to sign myself in but thats impossible because shes signed in except I cant use her licenses because im signed in which im not because shes signed in?

          WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE? WHO THE FUCK HAS PUT THEIR NAME TO THIS SHIT? HOW DOES ANY CUNT USE IT?

          Not only that but you cant just open excel any more, you have to open the whole windows office launcher portal (which isnt even called office) and fumble your way around to try and find the file first or some bollocks? I don’t even know I nearly launched the laptop out the fucking window.

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            I knew you could throw Windows OS onto a laptop. Didn’t know you could throw a laptop out of Windows OS.

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          You have the ability to do that? Super jealous. Everything at my university was so tightly integrated with the windows ecosystem and its accounts that separating would have been an incredible amount of work.

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        As a young engineer I went all in on SharePoint when it came to our company. Became evangelical and learned how to make it do all sorts of shit.

        How naive I was…

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    /home

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      Ah you mean 127.0.0.1?

      • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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        no, he obviously means localhost

        or localguest, if you dont host the local party

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    ~

    boo!

    edit: i guess my tilde shows up as a tick. welp… time to die in cringe of myself.

    • taiyang@lemmy.world
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      It’s ok. I see a tilde. And yes, ~

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        I see a tidle, daddy~


        brb washing my… yea all of it

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    Wait I’m confused is this about people developing cloud software or is this about people who do their development on a remote cloud machine? It seems to be about the latter but I’ve never seen that

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      Oooh the latter would make so much more sense! I’m not a cloud developer, but a good chunk of the code I write runs in AWS Lambdas and EC2 Images and I was so confused as to what relation that would even have to local storage. If anything, I’m afraid of Terraform and it’s arcane power

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    *you’re

    • DeadPixel@lemmy.zip
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      No, you are…

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      i was about to say exactly that

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        i was about to say exactly that

        *I

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
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    Or like 95% of my college students. :(

  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    Is Git Hub not considered a cloud? Why does it matter where one stores files, what does that have to do with ability? Or is this really about developing the technology, and in turn provoking said fear in people? (I am not a developer)

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      GitHub is where you store your code, but it’s not where it’s actually run

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    That’s hilarious, OP! Now do Vibe coding!

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      K bet

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    I hate how Chrome is the only browser that gives web developers an actually useful way to use local folders on the user’s device.

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      https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/File_System_API

      The File System API — with extensions provided via the File System Access API to access files on the device file system — allows read, write and file management capabilities.

      Uhhh, what? Firefox uses Chrome’s API to do the same stuff? Am I missing something here?

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        Oh, does it work in Firefox now? When I was developing a music app it only worked properly on Chrome and I had to use a file picker workaround for Firefox and other browsers.

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    More afraid of having to write / test code on windows than anything.

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    Lol as if anyone ran their stuff on slowdows

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    i do all my coding in c:\documents and settings

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      All the executable files I build go straight to SysWOW64

      Not really. I don’t have a SysWOW64.
      I deleted it long ago, along with System32 and other such things.

      • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        do all your coding in 8.3 filename convention.

    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      All my programs install straight into c:, directories are for the weak.

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        arrange all programs by penis

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          eek.it

          those who know will know

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    My Windows libraries are mapped to my G Drive. Save it in Desktop, Downloads, Pictures, whatever? Backed up on a local (shitty) RAID and automatically uploaded to my Google account. Burn my house down, I got it all for $100 bucks a year insurance.

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