I dated a girl once who came round. She asked “are you going to give me the tour?”
I was like “uh, okay sure” so showed her around the living room, kitchen and back yard, before heading upstairs. I showed her the guest rooms and my room, and she sat on the bed and was like “it seems comfy in here”.
Right then I did what any guy would do, stopped for a moment, and said “it sure is. Now let’s head back downstairs and see what there is to watch”.
It was a good couple of years later when I thought back about it and it hit me like a train, “you fucking idiot”
Good to know that straight men do this too, cause this is an absolutely classic lesbian scenario.
I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.
I honestly just think it’s to show off. The only houses I’ve gotten the tour of have been the really big expensive houses.
I have cool posters and easter eggs around the kitchen and living room that I love to show to people (and some party tricks like a folding couch). It’s not flexing really 🤷♂️
Uhh, that’s kind of the definition of showing off? (It’s fine, I’m not complaining. But let’s call it what it is.)
I wouldn’t describe my 35sqm 1 bedroom apartment S “really big and expensive”
I usually ask them if they’ve seen my sex dungeon.
Sex cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!
dang how popular is your sex dungeon?
