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“Why aren’t you fixing the boiler?”
“Scheduling conflict.” *flips through magazine*
My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers ‘n toilets, plus that one boilin’ toilet. Fire me if’n you dare.
Scruffy believes in this company.
excellent taste in quotes.
Scruffy’s gonna die the way he lived. licks finger and turns the page of Zero-g Juggs magazine
It’s wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we’d know that I’m a man and you’re janitorial equipment.
In another city, we could be anyone we want.
Prison’s not so bad. You can make Sangria in the toilet. Of course, it’s shank or be shanked.
Terlet
Of course it is.
Scruffy’s gonna get himself another one of those three hundred dollar haircuts… This one’s lost it’s pizzazz.
Second
Second
Second
A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld. Welp, into the terlet.
Scruffy’s on break slowly comps one potato chip
Jail’s not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it’s shank or be shanked.
Life and death are a seamless continuum. Mmhmm.
Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease?
What viscosity do you need?
marmalade
