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cm0002@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

When you screw up git

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When you screw up git

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cm0002@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Holy fuck, that’s a long phone number

    • √𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.world
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      It is a duplicated repeating error because this clownshow of a website is managed by squirrels and ducks. 1-800-273-8255 would be a valid US number. Doubling 273-8255 is not, but probably vibe coded under management that should be purged by these results.

      • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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        Why not 1800-SUICIDE?

        • √𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.world
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          intentions unclear. Am I calling For or Against

        • locuester@lemmy.zip
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          It’s 1-800-APE-TALK

          • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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            Lmao not willing to do the phone math rn, does that actually fit the numbers?

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Well, that’s easy to remember! 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3.

      • serpineslair@lemmy.world
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        The irony is, I remember it perfectly.

    • guillem@aussie.zone
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      It’s easier to remember if you sing it.

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    git reset --hard <commit-hash>  
    git push -f origin main  
    

    i didn’t see anything, officer

    • martinb@lemmy.sdf.org
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      You should be forcibly kept away from production systems…

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        We had an intern do this once. We changed our server config to make sure it wouldn’t accept such operations.

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    git out --never-come-back

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    Been there too OP. Not a good place.

    It’s usually easier to find another job, it will reset your mind, and fear won’t be driving you.

    Or you could just commit what you have, comment “YOLO” and auto resolve conflicts and push.

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    Keep your commits small. Merge often. That will reduce the likelihood of terrible merge conflicts.

    If you’re not sharing your work with your team mates for a long time, then you’re setting yourself up for trouble.

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    So cool, I havent seen an ad like this in at least a decade. I use something called an ad blocker and also I switched to Kagi, so… :)

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