Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoI can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOINGlemmy.dbzer0.comexternal-linkmessage-square228fedilinkarrow-up1316arrow-down121
arrow-up1295arrow-down1external-linkI can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOINGlemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square228fedilink
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoThe 3 S Shit Shower Shave
minus-squareUnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoYou’re shitting in the shower?
minus-squarelIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoI’m so sorry to do this to you internet, but if I have to know this exists, then so must you too https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wafflestomping
minus-squareJetpackJackson@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoI will be strong and not click the link
minus-squareferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·1 month agoIt is when you push feces down the shower drain with your foot. Called a wafflestomp.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoSo named because the poo poo, being extruded through the drain, should resemble something like a waffle, if you do it correctly.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agomore like the meat grinder strainer.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoor if its removable drain cover, its basically a toilet.
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoThat’s barbaric. Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.
minus-squareUnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI guess I aware that it was possible, I just didn’t think people actually did it, unless they had an in-shower accident or something.
minus-square_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agobetter to shit in the shower than to shower in the shit
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoDrink a beer in the shower and you are heralded as an innovator. Take a shit in the shower and you are lambasted as a monster.
The 3 S
Shit
Shower
Shave
You’re shitting in the shower?
I’m so sorry to do this to you internet, but if I have to know this exists, then so must you too
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wafflestomping
I will be strong and not click the link
It is when you push feces down the shower drain with your foot. Called a wafflestomp.
So named because the poo poo, being extruded through the drain, should resemble something like a waffle, if you do it correctly.
more like the meat grinder strainer.
or if its removable drain cover, its basically a toilet.
That’s barbaric.
Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.
I guess I aware that it was possible, I just didn’t think people actually did it, unless they had an in-shower accident or something.
Efficiency
Waffle stomp.
saves water
better to shit in the shower than to shower in the shit
you shit in the shower?
Drink a beer in the shower and you are heralded as an innovator.
Take a shit in the shower and you are lambasted as a monster.
Neutralize by doing both.