Why would he want you to irritate his bowels?
What kind of burgers are you eating mate?
Normal ones. You know, a classic 80:20 fat:meat, 2 pounder, covered in every condiment known to mankind, and garnished with Carolina Reapers stuffed with bacon and cream cheese. Pretty reasonable recipe.
C c can we be friends?
Sure! I’ll be friends with anyone who wants a friend and doesn’t have a latent desire to cause me physical, mental, or emotional harm.
Crap that rules me out then, I was only in it for the axe murdering
Shit, that’s the thing I’m most scared of: things that scare me.
C H E E S E is the enemy
Sorry, doesn’t bother my gut biome, don’t understand.
I do, an old roommate was lactose sensitive/intolerant, the bathroom was not safe on pizza night.
Because that can feel really nice.
Paul Robalino?
that’s how you know when true love, when girlfriend cheeseburg
