Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of armed turkeys springing out of a cooked turkey attacking everyone at a Thanksgiving dinner setting. Caption reads “The Trojan Turkey.”
Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of armed turkeys springing out of a cooked turkey attacking everyone at a Thanksgiving dinner setting. Caption reads “The Trojan Turkey.”
Little known fact, it was really a huge statue of Odysseus making an obscene gesture. A bunch of drunk Trojan frat boys loved it and couldn’t resist bringing it in.
Cassandra was appalled.