This reminds me of that old sketch where a dude went around with a petition to create new laws to reduce female suffrage.

Most people signed it happily not knowing the difference between suffrage and suffering.

there’s still https://www.dhmo.org/ and http://www.dhmo.de/fakten.html

Traces of Dihydrogen Monoxide can even be found in unborn babies!

In all seriousness, that stuff is dangerous:

• Contact with your lungs can lead to death in as little as a few minutes.
• Excessive ingestion can lead to a deadly condition called hyperhydration.
• It causes nearly a million car accidents and 4,700 car-related deaths per year.
• If heated, it can violently explode.

Write your congressperson and urge them to have this dangerous chemical banned!

love me cup of dihydrogen monoxide

We need a hydrohomies community