Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife

This is what I’m gonna pull out next time my girlfriend asks me to whip her.

Man, that might impress her so much that she might sleep with me!

Used to come in those little plastic bubbles you’d get from those coin dispensers. I always wanted the mini handcuffs.

Imagine using your light up sneakers to spot where the condom is and then using your heelies to wheel over to the bathroom because he didn’t use the condom in the end.

With that sound whoooopssshh

I need one! Let’s hope he can hold that erection while laughing.

Would be better if it were not so obviously man’s leg - more believable.