- Thanks everyone, for the very entertaining lunch break read!
I am not sure. Older and experienced, though. A few before my first monogamous run with my ex, that lasted about 20 years, then a few more, then my husband & I did some swinging, and have settled down to just us for about 8 years. But every day, it’s nice.
It depends on what you count
a virgin at 21, a 29 year relationship and then approx 15 in 8 years
15 from age 50-58?
Ya
Zero
Just don’t have the drive. Perfectly happy with not bothering with the social dynamics required to flirt / commit etc. I don’t have much need to have a partner either short term or long term.
No idea if I’m just weird or if it’s a somewhat common thing for some people.
Trick question. Everyone on the Internet is a nerdy virgin waiting for Mom to bring us pizza rolls.
I’m pretty sure all of them were sexual. I however, am not.
Probably about 30.
Maybe a hundred by now, lost count. My wife has hundreds more than me, and we keep increasing our numbers together, so to speak. God I love my wife and I love my life.
Wife an I love to regularly go to sex clubs, we have regular partners we play with a lot, and we both give eachother the freedom that if we have an opportunity to have sex while the other isn’t there, take it. We both simply love sex and we’re super open and honest and respectful about our wants, needs, and desires
Nice. I’m poly and demi so I can’t do that myself, but my wife has partners over for sex pretty regularly. She keeps thinking that I care, and I keep telling her they could fuck in front of me and it wouldn’t bother me a bit.
With this many partners don’t you get afraid of catching STDs? How do you manage that?
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counting your mom?
1
Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
ten thousandth six hundred and forty third
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
These answers are wild, didn’t know lemmings were such dirty dogs (in a good way <3)
Being the awkward socially disabled neuromasala dude that I am, I count myself lucky to have even met my wife and had the guts to say “hello” when we finally met face to face after 5 months of texting. I absolutely can’t fathom hooking up with someone I barely know, and here y’all are going “oh I lost count”, “low 3 digits”, “are we counting orgies…?”
26 if I include your mom
27 including OP’s dad right
Zero. One of the easy ways to get wizard powers without being a racist.
Is it bad if I say I don’t remember?
Yeah, I started to count and just got kinda sad. Remembering the mistakes they were, or that I made. I don’t really care all that much anyways.
More than 20. I disagree that it makes it less meaningful. But I have learned that there are many women who are bad at sex. It’s not just men.
Agreed. The worst once are those who think sex is a thing only men want and swear they have no need at all and don’t know what they want or like.
My absolute pet peeve is women who don’t know how to get themselves off. I’m willing to put in the work, but if she doesn’t even know what works for her, then it’s never going to work.
Tell us about the bad ones
I got one, my second to last partner. I blame “squirting” becoming a thing. She would push so hard to pee to make it seem like she was squirting that she would push me out every minute or so.
