My exhausting politeness would have spoiled the plan. “Oh no, I could not possibly accept your gift! All is forgiven, seriously. Im just happy that we are friends again!”
Trojans: ‘Wow, they made us this big cool horse as a gift for withstanding their little tantrum? Nifty. Let’s install it right outside the gate so people can see it as they come in and see how great we are without blocking our roads.’
Wooden horse: ‘Mother fucker!’
Shit would be up on blocks with no wheels if they left it in my neighborhood
Did you see how big these rims are?!
Can’t have shit in Detroit.
*Detroy
shit is rough out there
Why’d I wanna Trojan horse that’s got no fuckin’ wheels?
<slaps hood, corpses fall out>
oh i was wondering where i left those
Cargo space!
porch pirates took my troyan horse
Honestly, a more true to reality story would be the Greeks winding up in a pirate/barbarian camp and brokering a deal on collaborative raids and blockades until Troy accepted surrender terms or collapsed.
They’re gonna have quite the surprise!
this wooden horse tastes like Greek
The invitation for this Trojan horse is no longer valid. Please contact your IT administrator to refresh this request.
my it administrator said let the horse in or he’s gonna sic a bigfoot on you
The nobles would have had the power to order people with no chance to refuse to bring it in so that’s not an issue.
It’s okay, tonight’s not gonna rain
