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vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?

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What is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?

vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    I’m not shitting on you, but “we have ducks” has to be the funniest justification why the relationship isn’t abusive I’ve seen yet.

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        Well, you convinced me!

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        The second picture looks like it’s generated by AI

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          It’s the red heat lamp. They gotta be kept warm for a few weeks and it makes our living room look like Kramers apartment.

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