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minus-squarehglman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoNo one who wants to write brainfuck would admit they need help.
minus-squareLeateWonceslace@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoWhich is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I’ve been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.
minus-squareleviosa@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agobrainfuck is a member of an exclusive club of languages where it’s much easier to write a compiler for it than to read a program written in it.
minus-squarethepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoWhy not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?
minus-squarenyan@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years ago'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can’t even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you’re going to learn brainfuck. “Worse than COBOL.” This is a terrifying concept. 😱
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No one who wants to write brainfuck would admit they need help.
Which is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I’ve been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.
brainfuck is a member of an exclusive club of languages where it’s much easier to write a compiler for it than to read a program written in it.
Why not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?
'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can’t even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you’re going to learn brainfuck.
“Worse than COBOL.” This is a terrifying concept. 😱
-[--->+<]>-----.+[--->++++<]>.-------.----.--[--->+<]>--.++++[->+++<]>.--[--->+<]>-.-[--->++<]>--.---.+++++++.++++.---[->+++++<]>.