[an evil looking machine drenched in blood looks to be grinding people into bones]
[an orange character wearing a monocle and tophat shows the machine and speaks]
No ethical billionaires? What do you mean?
My poor people crusher reduces the number of poor people society has to care for
It saves us a lot of money and effort
People’s hate for billionaires is really overblown and unfair
You’re just jealous
https://thebad.website/comic/ethical_billionaire
Oh hell yeah, they made a sequel to the orphan crushing machine!
There’s a few sequels, in accordance with our billionaires’ infinite ingenuity for beautiful inventions!
Capitalism breeds innovation! Your machine takes way too much delta V to launch orphans to a collision course with the sun. It takes less delta V to simply deport them from the solar system!
My orphan crushing machine is better than yours. Capitalism is so much more efficient!!!
spoiler
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