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7 Panel Comic
Panel 1: an anthropomorphic tiger hitman, in a black suit with red tie, peaks around a corner at a hyena guard, who is wearing Kevlar armor and holding an AK-47
Panel 2: the hitman grabs the guards head with both hands…
Panel 3: …and twists the guards head till it spins with a loud KRAK as his neck snaps
Panel 4: the hitman approaches the next corner carefully peaking around. There’s another guard, his back turned to the hitman.
Panel 5: The hitman manages to sneak up behind the unsuspecting guard and again twists the head of the guard to an unnatural degree…
Panel 6: The face of the owl guard just looks at the hitman…
Panel 7: KABOOM goes the guard’s shotgun sending the failed hitman flying backwards
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Its such a simple concept but executed so well. Damn this is good.
Reminds me of that Men in Black joke where K tries to kick an alien’s crotch with no effect, and then is reminded by J that that species has their balls on their chin.
And that species’s name is Ballchinian, which makes it a bit easier to remember that about them
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Such a great game. Even better soundtrack
laughs in crystals
“Who?” - Owl, probably.
This may be one of the best jokes ever, wtf
Panel 8: FLOOF the owls shits
Panel 9: Scientists rush in to dissect the pellet.
Panel 10: CLANK a machine press fills a shotgun shell with owl pellets.
Sorry to interrupt, but owl pellets don’t get shat, they get spat.
The indigestible bits don’t go through the owl’s system, they’re regurgitated. If you think about it, that saves on carrying around extra weight.
Fuugggs. You are correct. I forgot that bit. I had once learned it, but twas gone. We really did learn that in school when we dissected owl pellets. Mostly brittle bones and dusty fur, iirc.
Thanks for the correction and amendment!! It’s a journey for more than me!
Owls poop out they moufs, mofos!!!
More like barf, or a cat horking up a hairball
I wish my feline friends always horked up dry barfwads. Nay. I have seen much worse.
Yes owls have that figured out much better
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