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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

Death trap toilet.

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Death trap toilet.

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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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  • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social
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    deleted by creator

    • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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      Yup. That little drawbridge thing leaves a nice gap underneath for added ventilation.

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        Volatile stuff goes up, heavy stuff goes down Everyone loses

      • Destraight@lemm.ee
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        Why did you design your house like this?

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          It’s not my house, I’m not insane! 😅

  • 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐡 🅢@lemmy.world
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    Shitty design

    • eggymachus@sh.itjust.works
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      Death crap

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        Deathbrownnote

    • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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      Dammit. That’s a much better title!

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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        To be fair, there’s enough toilet pictures on here that you could have called it “Shitty house designs”.

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      Crapper design

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    Submarines have more bathroom space.

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      RIP OceanGate Titan

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    Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:

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    This is literally what I see in my dreams

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      In my dreams the toilets have those ridiculously low dividing walls

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        deleted by creator

        • BlackLodgeCooper@lemmy.ml
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          My dreams are having to look for and/or wait for a public stall. And then when you finally get to it, it’s almost overflowing in piss and shit and the entire place is a mess. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

          Recurring subconscious anxiety.

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        I encountered one of those in real life at a dive bar last year, it was horrifying

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          Mainly there as spray guards?

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    Where’s the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

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      I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!

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        I think there’s some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.

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          I believe you’re correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible

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      If you look closely you can see a roll on top of the tank to the left

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      … something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…

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        If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up

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          Sounds like you are rocketing poop out your butthole

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    Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.

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    Blue = floor/door

    Red = where it lands?

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    If it fits I shit

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    This is how I imagine my toilet in the zombie apocalypse

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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      Crapper moat?

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        Complete with stinky lil brown alligators

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    How does this even work?

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      You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!

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        When and where do you wash your hands?

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          Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.

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          At the sink behind another drawbridge element one level above probably…

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        God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.

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          At that point it becomes a literal death trap

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        Why am I not seeing how that drawbridge can be stable? There is no support on the opposite wall.

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          I believe there’s a tiny bracket (? Idk what you’d call it) behind the fake tulip between the leaves. If that’s not a bracket/catch/support I think it’s a scuff mark, as if the drawbridge is ever so slightly too big for the gap and you have to slam it down with your foot.

          I could be talking out my arse of course but even so, it seems a fitting explanation in every respect!

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      Assuming this is from the ToTK universe, you’re supposed to use the ascend ability from below. I can’t help you if this is from the WoW universe since blink is still bugged.

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      jump

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    At first I was like ??.. But then I was like ???

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      Yeah like a C-130 toilet!

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      And then you were like 🤬😵🪦?

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    “They’re coming up the stairs! Man the toilets!”

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      “Don’t flush until you see the whites of their eyes!”

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    This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?

    next is the drawbridge… crank that fucker down… then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do… you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?

    No Fucking thank you very much!

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      You have a wonderful way with words!

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    1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.

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