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useralreadyexists@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

Doesn't hurt to pick up a little for the listing picture.

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Doesn't hurt to pick up a little for the listing picture.

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useralreadyexists@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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  • brewery@feddit.uk
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    Suggests to me they are not choosing to leave

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    maybe they did

    • RBG@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Stop, he is already dead!

  • BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca
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    Maybe their landlord is selling the house?

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    Depression is a bitch.

    • 0011010000110010@lemm.ee
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      This just looks like laziness.

      • June@lemm.ee
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        That’s exactly what mental health problems look like….

      • CluckN@lemmy.world
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        Laziness is a bitch

        • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          This just looks like depression.

  • CheeseToastie@lemmy.world
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    What’s with the wires on the wall tracing to that poster? Looks like a tv might have been mounted there

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      I’m not certain, but is it an LED strip maybe?

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        That was my thought. Looks like a teenage boy’s room from the crap on the floor. A kid would totally mount LED strips like that

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      There is absolutely a hole in that wall under the picture taped to the wall

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    But this gives me a more accurate representation of what it would look like if I was living there.

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    Surprised there’s no litter box.

    • EROLoLICON@kbin.social
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      I think it’s down there, under the pile of clothes.

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Aw, come on! It’s not even reaching the ceiling!

  • EROLoLICON@kbin.social
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    I don’t cigarettes butts or oily bedsheets. It’s not that bad.

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    Most of the place isn’t that bad, as if they dumped in one room the junk from all the others.

    https://www.compass.com/listing/6073-southwest-valley-avenue-beaverton-or-97008/1397214105243498569/

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      Sure, that’s possible. But why would you include a picture of that room in that condition? Get ten boxes and shove them into the garage, or just leave that room out of it and get it cleaned before people start coming by. It’s a weird choice for a house listed for $1.25M.

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    “just set it on fire”

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    Honestly, it’s messy… but not that bad. Just lots of laundry and stuff on the ground, but not like rotting food or disgusting trash or piss bottles. I’ve seen much worse posted online before.

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