𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 年前Malicious compliancelemmy.worldimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1867arrow-down114
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minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·3 年前Pretty sure that was the ideal of male beauty, back in the day. No dick-shamin’.
minus-squareilickfrogs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·edit-23 年前I mean flaccid dicks are small. And for fucks sake I’m glad they are. Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanently massive shlong?
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 年前 Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanent massive shlong? Boy, that’s a loaded question.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 年前It is indeed a burden. (I mean, I’m all of 5’8" and 138lbs., at least the good lord gave me something.)
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·3 年前I’d hate to be the goddess of virility and have a permanent erection.
minus-squareThe Menemen!@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 年前Read into the differences of blood penises vs. meat penises. ( But don’t do a picture search. Google misinterprets that terribly.)
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 年前My schlong can be as large as I want it to be… usually I go with the much more manageable 4" trouser snake. Anything bigger is just awkward.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 年前Uhh, have you seen the sistine chapel? Those boys are hung!
nice 'n tiny limp dicks too
Pretty sure that was the ideal of male beauty, back in the day.
No dick-shamin’.
I mean flaccid dicks are small. And for fucks sake I’m glad they are. Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanently massive shlong?
Boy, that’s a loaded question.
It is indeed a burden.
(I mean, I’m all of 5’8" and 138lbs., at least the good lord gave me something.)
wow 5’8” is quite the schlong
I’d hate to be the goddess of virility and have a permanent erection.
Hmmmm…
Ok, goddess of virility made my day. TY
Read into the differences of blood penises vs. meat penises. ( But don’t do a picture search. Google misinterprets that terribly.)
My schlong can be as large as I want it to be… usually I go with the much more manageable 4" trouser snake. Anything bigger is just awkward.
Uhh, have you seen the sistine chapel? Those boys are hung!