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minus-squareilickfrogs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·edit-22 years agoI mean flaccid dicks are small. And for fucks sake I’m glad they are. Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanently massive shlong?
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-22 years ago Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanent massive shlong? Boy, that’s a loaded question.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-22 years agoIt is indeed a burden. (I mean, I’m all of 5’8" and 138lbs., at least the good lord gave me something.)
minus-squareMoxvallix@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agowow 5’8” is quite the schlong
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 years agoI’d hate to be the goddess of virility and have a permanent erection.
minus-squareangrystego@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoOk, goddess of virility made my day. TY
minus-squareThe Menemen!@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 years agoRead into the differences of blood penises vs. meat penises. ( But don’t do a picture search. Google misinterprets that terribly.)
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoMy schlong can be as large as I want it to be… usually I go with the much more manageable 4" trouser snake. Anything bigger is just awkward.
I mean flaccid dicks are small. And for fucks sake I’m glad they are. Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanently massive shlong?
Boy, that’s a loaded question.
It is indeed a burden.
(I mean, I’m all of 5’8" and 138lbs., at least the good lord gave me something.)
wow 5’8” is quite the schlong
I’d hate to be the goddess of virility and have a permanent erection.
Hmmmm…
Ok, goddess of virility made my day. TY
Read into the differences of blood penises vs. meat penises. ( But don’t do a picture search. Google misinterprets that terribly.)
My schlong can be as large as I want it to be… usually I go with the much more manageable 4" trouser snake. Anything bigger is just awkward.