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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Don't worry, ladies, I got this

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Don't worry, ladies, I got this

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • SirBucksworth@lemmy.world
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    Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I wanna suck your dick, sir.

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    “Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”

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      “Hey Pastor, can you marry us real quick?”

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      Just remember the loophole.

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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        Holy Christ

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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  • Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social
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    Ladies. I am so swole on the lord

  • digger@lemmy.ca
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    I’ve never been able to get more than 4 in each hand of that style and that’s hard to manage.

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      Go underarm, more biomechanically friendly

  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If yer willing to sit around and ignore the guy talking at you then free pizza was free pizza

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      You call this bread?!

      • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        no

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    POV: you’re from the US and enter a Catholic church, only to find they use pews instead of chairs.

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      Catholic churches have basements with folding tables and chairs and just as much repressed sexuality being expressed through mediocre feats of strength.

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      Here, fellowship lunch is usually done in a separate area from the main church area, we still have pews, though we don’t put them in gyms.

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    The only hot date I want already knows where I’m sitting.

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    Big chairs… Must have a small one and he’s trying to make up for it. That’s what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don’t. I can now think other things 😜.

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      But were you trying to get ladies whilst doing so?

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