• lingh0e@sh.itjust.works
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      2 years ago

      Bro, you need to define the word “crunch” because … NONE of that looks like it has even the slightest bit of crunch.

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        2 years ago

        Crunchy rind, chewy meat probably. Op probably enjoys their bacon tasting like meat rather that crunchy fire.

        • PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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          2 years ago

          Nah, op likes to gnaw on cold rubber for a full minute before being forced to swallow it whole like a pelican.