• lingh0e@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    Bro, you need to define the word “crunch” because … NONE of that looks like it has even the slightest bit of crunch.

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      2 years ago

      Crunchy rind, chewy meat probably. Op probably enjoys their bacon tasting like meat rather that crunchy fire.

      • PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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        2 years ago

        Nah, op likes to gnaw on cold rubber for a full minute before being forced to swallow it whole like a pelican.