cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/23048512
"Ain’t no snitches riding with us
Ol mo the mouth n***as could holler the front" - Lil’ Wayne
Ah yes I’d sure like to own a snitchmobile.
Bold of you to assume you’ll have a choice.
Are armed mechanics going to show up and install a monitor on my 2001 shitbox?
That thing won’t run forever.
No but if will run for a very long time. Especially if there is a decent number of them on the road. (More parts)
I’ll dead before the last 2000’s econo car dies.
When the day comes that I’m forced to buy a car I’ll be flummoxed.
Well it might be snitching on me every second of every day, but at least its not a chevy…
Please. Please god. This would be the actual funniest shit. I had a man wave a damn gun at me for doing the speed limit in the left lane… on a residential road. I am so sick of these entitled assholes. Ford, please, its the only thing I want for christmas, please please make their douchey trucks fink on them. I’ve been so good this year.
Yeah, why were you in the left lane? Slower vehicles keep to the right, jackass