• Geetnerd@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    “If you didn’t want me to eat it, Janet, then why did you drop it? This sounds like a “You” problem.”

  • adarza@lemmy.ca
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    18 hours ago

    they are just very efficient at their self-appointed duty of ensuring your floor has no slip hazards. the four chew toys just out of picture don’t count–they put them there. that’s different.

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      18 hours ago

      Oddly enough, the dog won’t touch chew toys. The rodent will tear them up though.

  • 60d@lemmy.ca
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    15 hours ago

    The rules are the rules, and the facts are the facts…

  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    What kind of dog is it? Feel like I’ve never seen one like this before. At least not in person anyway. So cute!

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      16 hours ago

      He’s a schnoodle. Schnauser/poodle mix.

      It’s really nice to not have to clean up dog hair. 😂

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    Me around this dog:

    Oops dropped some ham!

    Five seconds later:

    Oops dropped some ham!

    Five seconds later

    Oops dropped some ham!

    And then stop, because I don’t want a dog to be unhealthy, but I’d feel really bad about not dropping some ham

  • BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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    17 hours ago

    My childhood dog was a rescue that was originally a stray dog. This dog would catch flies right out of the air! It didn’t take long for us to discover that he was so fast, nothing ever touched the ground. I once lost a whole waffle to him when it slipped off my plate and went seemingly direct into his mouth.

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      16 hours ago

      This one is a rescue. He was used as a stud at a puppy mill, then dumped when they were finished breeding him.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      A hamBURGLAR!!! C’mon, man!!! What’re you doing??? IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!! AHHH!!!

      kicks over trash can on the way out