No, there isn’t. Musk is a tech bro cranked up to 11.

Empty it and delete it

Fuck their greed, I know that the bulk of their users wouldn’t caffè if the CEO started shooting puppies on Main Square, but they can train their AI on Deez

Cesspits like that should be cleansed with fire

I understand that spray tanning ears may be difficult, but could they at least try?

Italy built a center for migrants in Albania. If there is money to be made, then they’ll find a way.

No. It’s not her fault. She’s doing the best she can, after all. It’s just that… you can’t depend on women. You can’t depend on anyone. Sooner or later, you need to learn that no one else is gonna take care of you. That’s what I learned when I had to make my own sandwich. You can’t rely on other people, BoJack.

Musk wears a kevlar vest and a kid of his shoulders everywhere he goes, you either Chris Kyle him or you get left with a handful of dust and a death sentence if you get caught.

Interpreters tend to get paid more, especially in business settings

We clearly operate in two different job markets, I got paid €9/page (pre taxes) for specialized automotive texts in the 2010s. Not to mention the other violations of the labor laws of my country.

CAT-tools such as Trados killed the market. AI is just the natural conseguence.

You missed the point by a mile. Translation agencies pocket most of the money and pay peanuts

I’m not mad at translation no longer being a viable career choice. I’m mad at capitalism making it so.

Hear me out… colonialism made HIV possible.

I dread the day my dog won’t be by my side. She made me tap into a wealth of caring and nurturing I didn’t know I had.

First of all, calm down, you don’t want to incur in the deadly sin of wrath and not get invited to the sleepover at your bestie’s.

Sorry about not knowing the intricacies of your imaginary friend’s club. BTW, claiming that your imaginary friend is the only one that’s real is pretty arrogant too.

In Italian we call it “sottochiappa”

Too bad roasted CEO isn’t on the menu yet