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Growing up in the NorthWoods, naturally I’ve seen deer fight. They rear up on their hind legs and kick with their fronts as they come back down. There’s about a 50% chance of a mama doe either doing that, or just running. I guarantee if mama decides to fight you’re not gonna have a good time

If it makes you feel better, the agency representing the class action will be paid handsomley

People need to reject the idea that “bigger number = better service”. The big players like that line of thinking because it cements their role of dominance and discourages competition. The fediverse will never be as big as Meta and it’s all the better for it. IDK about others but I prefer a small, active userbase with interests similar to my own over an ocean of crap

Probably lived somewhere where driving was a regular highschool class. My school had that, and I think it was a sophomore level class. They scrapped it when I was a freshman though, so I never got to take it

Honestly, if you live somewhere with really high urban density and/or good public transit, there’s a good chance a significant portion of that population has never bothered to learn to drive. So there’s lots of people who’ve never needed to drive in their whole life who find themselves somewhere where you can’t exist without a car. Bam, recipe for 25 year old student driver.

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Little Jimmy wanted to try Fedora, But little Jimmy is no more. For what he thought was his external drive, was actually his cerebral core

should’ve paid attention during the training video, sheesh

They’ll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

I saw a man with a gaping bass hole at the bass pro shops pyramid

Fun fact: It’s a much simpler job to guide a vehicle to a planetary body than it is to render a webpage with a flat theme.

Source: It came to me in a dream

In my experience living in a small town, the good ol boys are allowed to drive like maniacs, but the cops are up your ass the minute you’re over the limit.

dramatic music plays over a montage of people sitting in their underwear giggling at memes on their computer/phone

Agreed, it’s a waste environmentally, on my pocket book, waste of time (do you have to babysit this thing while it’s updating?) and is unnecessary wear and tear on the engine.

The electrics stay on on my car when you turn the engine off, until you open the door. I don’t see why that behavior can’t be overridden until the update is done, and then turn itself off.

To be fair it’s a pretty cool way to describe an engine

Enough is just never enough is it? Companies like amazon sit on dragon hoarde amounts of wealth, but they still need to make more

If you hard, then you hard

scrolling idly on the phone

“What are you doing? We have your wife motherfucker!”

“Oh, just trying to figure out what music to kill you to”