Where does Cthulhu have its eyes though

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I used to live at the edge of a suburb, next to a stroad with a wide downhill curve. The “perfect” combo of a large supply of moped teens from said suburb and ideal racing/revving conditions. Many times have I wondered what you wrote. I mean in some ways this is clearly mating behavior, no?

You clicked “Accept all” ONCE in a real hurry, huh?

This used to give me nightmares. Then I learned to love the bomb: Clean out everything each time you close your browser.

Santa technically has a red neck I guess.

from Drupal (…) to Modern Campus

wait what? It exists! Not going to link it. Just put a .com at the end. Says nothing about excel (or Microsoft), though the site looks horrible and has all the key-, tickle- and triggerwords that make me want to puke.

You mean the Normal File Format?

edit: there’s an updated version of this where the only way to get at the document is to download it from the unofficial Whatsapp group.

Chapter 2

So I got a new Cyan capsule and changed it. Now it says low on black.

tl;dr: I think I’m just going to press OK on this EULA wall of text.

It doesn’t end once you get the job. And realize that it’s an endless, mind-numbing slog, 90% of which requires no qualification at all. That “exploitation” is not just a dramatic term made up by socialists. That your social skills are getting worse, not better, because of the faceless company you and everyone around you works for.

Not within the USA. I don’t know the exact details, but basically all regulation of AI-related stuff is suspended for 10 years or so.
By then they will be the dominating force.
And then they cry about the EU trying to enforce their own laws.

People should be able to understand what is going on there, so I say go for it.

This would also open the door to other Slavic languages, many not even written in cyrillic.

The AI chatbot has repeatedly misidentified 43-year-old Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who heroically disarmed one of the shooters, and claimed the verified video of his deed was something else entirely — including that it was an old viral video of a man climbing a tree.

In the aftermath of the attack, Ahmed has been widely praised for his heroism, but some have tried to dismiss or even deny his actions. Someone even quickly whipped up a fake news site that appears to be AI-generated, with an article naming a fictitious IT professional, Edward Crabtree, as the man who disarmed the attacker. This, of course, got picked up by Grok and regurgitated on X.

But Grok also suggested that images of Ahmed were of an Israeli being held hostage by Hamas. And it claimed that video taken at the scene was actually of Currumbin Beach, Australia, during Cyclone Alfred.

It’s hallucinating, but in MAGA 🤣

“Yes but it could be true! That’s the point!!”

I bet you feel pretty foolish now.

Yes, but not for the reasons you think.

(btw, this is the first time I’m seeing someone copying xkcd’s absence of style)

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German uses the word Jungfrau (literally young woman), there’s no separate word explicitely defining a state of not having had sex.

I’m guessing Almah is similar.

But I heard a different story about the “virgin birth” - problem is I have no idea if it’s true or not. Anyhow:

There was some sort of ritual where young women were invited to spend a night at the temple, with priests. Due to the religious nature of this, they were still considered to be virgins (“marriable” I guess?) afterwards. Quite the opposite, it was seen as an honour. Even if they got pregnant.

So there’s your “Virgin” Mary who was “visited by an angel” to conceive.

edit: there is some evidence that girls used to work and live at the temples, and my story is likely an interpretation of the Gospel of James.

DeepSeek the software is open source.

Please, government of the USA, do not bail them* out. At least not any more than what you’re already giving them.

* OpenAI

Hm. That changes the joke significantly.