What an odd thing to say…!

Though I got a bit carried away a few nights ago and have a burn mark on my leg now

Hahahahaha

This, but I use the hottest water I can stand under the tap and go a few times.

The way this works is because the reason a mosquito bite is itchy is due to an enzyme in mosquito saliva which locally numbs an area when a mosquito bites you. Once the mosquito saliva enzyme starts wearing off, it registers as itchiness until the enzyme is completely gone. So, using heat to denature the enzyme, making it impossible to do it’s job, makes the itching go away.

I like this site. ‘S got good bones.

The entire population of the earth is already on the tracks with nobody to flip the switch, brother.

lights cigar

they’d lick a pile of sawdust that came from polishing a wooden sex toy, let’s not mince words

So many people not pooping in July right now.

It’s real, I had one. Tastes terrible. But the price was right!

I will do the double-death deluxe Combo Move on you if you dare say such a thing on my post again my friend 😤

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I wonder if the CEO of OceanGate did the Fortnite Default Dance before the submarine imploded and the whole ocean squashed him.

Food for thought!

clap do do do dwee doo clap

Truly a marvel of nature and a wonder of science to watch a baby cow hatch and enter the world for the first time, screeching and baying like Hell itself has opened. Simply beautiful process to watch if you get the opportunity, I’ll never forget.

agony. everywhere I look I’m reminded of her.

Her: can of soup at the bottom of the ocean

“Pretend you are my dear deceased grandmama lulling me to sleep with the sound of the pod bay doors opening”

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE SACRIFICED???

“Hon hon hon, eet seems le poupeaux, she has surrendered!!”