Bustah-Woof!

Er, anyway. I’m holding it together. Just worried about the damn election mostly.

She could tell it was Verizon’s fault because the stalker kept calling her, asking, 'Can you hear me now?"

You want a US president with a greater appetite for Russian dictator penis.

Take your time, Mark III Zucker-borg. I’m in no rush for you to screw up yet another web site with your ads and your propaganda.

“Israel carpet bombs journalists. Is it anti-semitic to complain that we were burned to a crisp by an out of control, self-described strongman coddled by the rest of the free world? We explore both sides of this controversial issue, not-quite-live on location in Purgatory.”

Adulterated sounds like the exact opposite of extra virgin.

I can’t wait for Commander Data’s Greatest Love Songs collection. He sings with such soullessness!

Lately, I’d get hypothermia.

If I knew what makes this keep happening, I wouldn’t need to complain about it!

Anyway. I’m a Kbin user who surfs the internet with Firefox, on a Windows 10 laptop. The presumption is that there’s a compatibility issue between Kbin and Lemmy.

This comes up about a third of the time whenever I try to post. “You’re the only one on this page!” No! I’m trying to post on the main page! Where did you just take me? That is what has me aggravated. I hope that helps.

I mean, they’re right. The internet really IS worse than ever, and I don’t think the Dork Web (federated social media) does enough to fill the gap of Twitter at its peak ten years ago.

If you really want to play “get off my lawn,” I’d suggest that the internet is also not as good as it was in the 1990s, where just being on suggested a level of competency with technology that no longer seems to apply. Yes, the download speeds were terrible and there was no YouTube, but 1990s internet was a literary pursuit. Now, it’s largely visual, and tailor-made for short attention spans. Instead of mind-enriching, it’s mind-draining, like television.

You’ve done really well maximizing them, though.

…cry.

I wished for the bare minimum of decency, and Elon the Nazi sympathizer failed to deliver. If I wanted a social network full of right-wing nutjobs, I would have just signed up with Truth or Gab. Maybe you’d be more comfortable there, though.

Good thing it was in Canada… otherwise they probably would have given the guy two months probation and an offer to work with the Trump administration.

Young? How young? Because I’m older than most video game consoles…

I’ll trade our problems for South Korea’s problems.

You JUST LEARNED about Max Headroom?

(crumbles into bones)

Pop-Tarts. No store brand toaster pastry tastes like Pop-Tarts.

You know who else was “just asking questions?” Tucker Carlson. Don’t be like Tucker Carlson.