The Assman

Personally I think it’s high time Mexico accepts some help with their cartel problem. They’ve literally made zero progress after decades.

I always say never work too hard. Managers don’t know how long things take because they don’t do any actual work. Set expectations accordingly.

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

More foods need to come with chicken stock

I mean… the effect is the same. The buildings didn’t explode themselves.

“fuck them kids”

- Michael Jordan

Backend engineers: CSS isn’t programming lol

Also backend engineers: HE

LP

It’s the best game ever made in its genre. If you don’t like that genre you won’t like the game though.

Well there’s the fact that they’re selling switch release titles for full price 7 years later

The WW3 prologue is getting really weird

.+@[^\.]*\..+

No problem. If you’re on Android, check out boost for lemmy, which does have previews.

You dropped this 👉 !

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Without the space

You can tell it’s gonna be bad because they forgot to say “war never changes”

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Nobody is stopping them

State bird of Indiana. Pretty common, but I always get excited when I see one.

Okay, I name all of them Steven

If I die tell my wife hello

I weirdly like this experience. All the squeaks and cracks and static legs.