Belly_Beanis [he/him]

The In-Laws (2003)

Right before his daughter’s wedding, a man finds out his future son-in-law’s dad is a spy.

The Cell (2000)

A detective has to enter the mind of a serial killer and search his dreams for the location of his latest victim before time runs out.

Skulls (2000)

At an ivy league school, a law student joins a secret fraternity known only as “The Skulls.”

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

Two stoners get the munchies for White Castle cheeseburger sliders.

Swiss Army Man (2016)

I’m not even going to try and explain this.

Old School (2003)

A group of men wanting to relive their college days start a fraternity at a nearby school.

That movie had non-stop jokes and never let up. Was a lot like Mean Girls in that regard.

I was surprised at this movie, too. I think it was one of Tom Hardy’s early movies, so it’s pretty unknown.

Super is hilarious. I like how Dwight is just running around hitting people with a wrench.

I have no idea how they managed to fuck the XIII remaster so badly. The bar was underground and they still made it worse.

Police and the military aren’t attacked in the US because the majority of Americans think those are good things. Americans want white supremacy and classicism enforced. Americans just think the enforcement is being done to the wrong groups, so they carry out mass shootings against schools, churches, etc. as a correction.

The actually oppressed are in no position to openly engage in warfare against the government. MLK pointed out it would be a disaster because the retaliation would exceed any forces black Americans could muster. Look at how much pearl clutching was done in the wake of the George Floyd protests. The so-called moderates immediately supported the pigs throwing people into unmarked vans.

I thought everything in this show was scripted. No, the “numbers prove God is everywhere” guy, “Jews killed Jesus” woman, and Captain Sexual Harassment are all real people. It’s so on-the-nose I thought they were all doing a bit.

but at least won’t make it worse.

Any arguments for harm reduction were gunned down in the streets of Gaza.

Maybe idk

Capitalism is so all-consuming it’s like water to fish. “Capitalism” becomes synonymous with words like economy, markets, trade, laws, and government. It no longer is an ideology, but an immutable force in the universe.

New bit idea: tell people you’re “as left as they cum,” and always cum facing your left.

That’s what I mean. Maybe I’m misremembering, but didn’t he have one that was supposed to put out a list of names online or some shit? And then he died and nothing happened, likely because feds got to it.

Didn’t Epstein have one? I think if something that incriminating can be eliminated, the concept as you said doesn’t work.

lmao they should say “animal involved velocity discharges” for maximum passive voice.

Fuck the house…17 acres for only $1 million? The rest of Chicago is like $1 million per acre. Bulldoze the whole thing and you’d probably make your money back and then some.

There’s a disturbing number of places that still use fax machines. They won’t let you scan things and send it via e-mail, it has to be faxed. I deal with it a lot filling out my medical paperwork.