Super God, duh

If you have a unibrow is that your face’s moustache?

Yeah! I got this exact model from costco, which is a hell of deal in my opinion: https://www.costco.com/tresanti-geller-47”-adjustable-height-desk.product.4000139627.html

But also, for a step up, I hear that fully makes really good ones: https://store.hermanmiller.com/standing-desks/jarvis-bamboo-standing-desk/2542428.html?lang=en_US

And if you’re a little handy you can just buy the legs and make your own custom top

An electrical sit/stand desk

Your resignation letter should have just said “Now I’m about to roll”

What the french, toast?

Right after they start hurling personal insults

Huh TIL

Potato chips are the worst for this

I couldn’t stand these guys

Subredditdrama was endlessly entertaining

That sub was great and very well-moderated

We’re officially known as dong lovers

This makes sense to me if Michael Cera can play Shaft

Opposite for me haha. Some of those hotel towels put in work

I never knew I needed this

1. Neither of your scenarios are murder. They are both manslaughter, for which negligence must be demonstrated.
2. Both murder and manslaughter must be committed against a person, which an embryo is not

Which cities did you move from and to?

I wonder why wind is still a thing after the 90s

We can get there!