Went after the other neighbor with a weed whacker after the other neighbor had dumped a bucket of water on the first neighbors wife.

Yes please. See we’re friends now, let’s go share our candy bar in the shade of that big ole oak tree and see what the wind in the leaves tells us about life.

Make a friend to share with. Offering half a candy bar is a great way to make friends.

Which is really sad when you think about it. It’s a blow to our collective knowledge.

It’s like having to shoot a rabid dog. It’s not fun for anyone but it has to be done.