“you could just play with my buttons till you find something we both enjoy”

Antiquing? boom (second to the obvious catchphrase)

Did you know these eye-phones are phones, too?

this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement, afterwards he’ll be lucky if he has any bones left

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”

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“if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards… CHECKMATE”

marmalade

“so … the orgy is off?”

Study also finds that the sky is blue.