Bonus

*repository, jeniuses

I saw Sam Maloof do a seminar at his shop. He’d run his fingers into the jointer yet again. Doctors were upbeat about it, told him he was making a remarkable recovery …for an 83 year old (decades ago).

Only 9.99999 more years of this and you’ll really be getting somewhere.

You know it’s democracy when the policies of 340 million people can flip-flop based on the whims of a handful of moronic hateful shitbirds.