I was gonna say QuodLibet. Strawberry is great but I really liked QL back in the day.

This year I don’t have to do anything for it. My mom scheduled the family get-together on the 23rd. Since I work that day and the day after the 2+ hour drive makes it impossible. Of course it would be nice to see most of them but I’m very happy I have an excuse. My favorite way to engage with Xmas is to not recognize it. I’ll be sitting at home with my dog, probably playing video games, and listening to metal.

Thank you I just dumped my antidepressants down the toilet. Life is good now!

Ok boomer

One day is the bare minimum

One time at a GWAR show I got sprayed right in the face with a stream of fake blood and it dyed my contacts red for a day or so.

They’re the mayonnaise of music

I’m not even a dad but here’s my disappointed dad face to tell you that you could do a better job with your proper apostrophe usage.

CRAB CHAMPIONS

For the pope I’d be concerned if he didn’t support harboring sexual abuse.

Now we’re talkin’

Figma what?

Oh so sorry to hear about your Swasticars that passed away. Here’s five big booms.

What’s even worse than a real cop is a poser cop. I love meanmugging them.

Summer of 69 tons of fat and greasy rags

yum

I didn’t think anyone else knew about Menara. It’s so good, and no other game has made me laugh that hard.

Just make sure to also raid the White House. Then you’ll get a pardon.

I hope it was a perfect phone call.

I stopped giving holiday gifts for people many years ago and feel great about it. My partner and I don’t do it either. For me the only thing it did was cause me stress. If people give you grief for it, then question them why they would want you to have to do something that would make you feel bad. Someone who loves and respects you should not want you to go through that. Like other people said, if you need to give your roommates something give cash. Then they can actually get what they want.