Oh no the thing I voted for is happening

“The video footage of the Ulvade TX shooting has been edited to remove the children’s screams.”

I think the French will be fine, lucky fuckers.

…every accusation is an admission…

We needs it, must have the precious! They stole it from us, sneaky little Jedises, wicked, tricksy, false!

I called them a white supremacist because they act like a nazi and should be silenced like one too

floating astronaut with pistol always has been

The ones standing next to the ones we kill definitely will become terrorists.

Care to summarize if you’re trying to make a point?

Open season on the tasty meat creatures

Giant Meteor for Earth President 2032!

It’s one of those “shithole” states he doesn’t acknowledge

You whittled down a pedophile, rapist, felon, conman, hypocrite, liar, adulterer, and actual personification of the anti-Christ according to the Bible he put his own name on into “Trump Bad”. He’s a horrible pudding-brained human being towards everyone he’s ever met by all modern standards, and people like you give him a pass to do so. The rest of us can’t ignore him because he literally never shuts the fuck up for a second, loving the sound of his own voice and his cronies like you excuse his detrimental actions as normal. So yes, Trump is bad and we will never stop making fun of him until his dictator-like actions and takeover of the free media no longer allow us the free speech to do so.

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

This happened to me in 2017 in Mario Odyssey purchased from Walmart, just a single piece of plastic inside of a properly shrink-wrapped case. The return counter said he had seen it many times before already. How has Nintendo not cracked down on their manufacturers allowing this for almost 8 years?

Edit: It would take nothing more than a window in the front case paper to show the game chip inside, not exactly rocket surgery.

Winnie the Pooh is gonna be pissed when Taiwan starts laying sea mines within their rightful territory.

hands portrait across seven men on the couch

His ma.

You will be able to see the point of this comic as it flies over their heads.

It will be a glorious day in the name of Humans when we finally dump the dumb shit and act like we control our own actions and future

Only once did Sean Connery ask his wife to sit on his face.

I’m not your buddy, guy.