I’m excited, it’s British Thanksgiving!

Surely they’re airgulls as they don’t live in the sea?

Mine loved Ben and Hollys Little Kingdom and Hey Duggee. Both of which us parents would have happily watched without them.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

Always slash forwards. Never slash backwards.

God forbid he should have asked his parents. Or the kids nanny.