That explains why you never have any money to pay me back, man.

What’s really fun is that literally anyone, including you, can be elected pope.

True.

The way this is shot, it looks like he’s mostly underwater. Took me a second to realize it was an optical illusion.

Trump has already lost this war. The war he started because he’s stupid as fuck. He’s going to die before he sees the results of the chaos he reigns.

This is reactionary. They go to meet with the person who was clearly wrongly imprisoned, but where are the calls for impeachment and removal from the Presidency? Oh wait… there are none. Cowards.

Drinking dihydrogen monoxide will eventually result in your death.

I really like manchego…

And every courtroom drama, like checks notes My Cousin Vinny.

Play with Franklin, I dare you.

That’s a valid point.

I think it really depends on how white you are. I’m 192cm tall, born in California, white as fuck with blue eyes, so I think that I’m pretty safe. However, I’ve cautioned my sister who was born on Java that she really has to take precautions. She’s lived here and been naturalized since she was 1 years old, but even so, she’s got brown skin, so she’s a target for this RACIST AS FUCK government.

Are you winning if your only opponent suddenly changes into a child who throws tantrums every other day?

I am so glad I bought so much foreign currency in January.

True sentiment. I often take pictures with my eyes, but regrettably I have no way to share them.

Thirded.

Would you use your blinker in a car? Would you wink at your lover, from afar? Would you twerk and dimple, or is that too far? I don’t know how to rhyme this anymore, ABLAR.

Well he does have tiny hands, if that helps.

Genocide is as genocide does.

I worked in a call center for a month, failed miserably, and I completely understand what you’re saying, 20 years later.