It’s usually not classified this way, but I consider 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall a New Year’s song. It combines two of the main NYE traditions – alcohol and counting backwards.

“Please don’t be offended if I get an erection during this scene.”

“Also, please don’t be offended if I don’t.”

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Push the white button to make it start in Black mode.

Or they did, and the lawyer says, “I won’t risk my license putting my name on that horseshit. If this is really how you want to proceed, you’ll have to do it yourself.”

Which translates to, “I consulted with an attorney who suggested I send you this demand letter.”

Less awkward to explain a missing one than an extra.

Is this, by any chance, about Rosa DeLauro representing Connecticut’s third congressional district?

I didn’t comment in that thread, but did read it. It looked like you got a few helpful responses (none of which recommended this community) before the mods stepped in. Maybe you spent too much time arguing with other commenters. Maybe your deleted comments in other recent threads about divorce and Jews persuaded the mods that you weren’t acting in good faith. Not sure if you’ll do any better in this even less appropriate forum, but good luck.

Some affiliate marketer running A/B/C/D analytics on a fake review site. Maybe one of the sites gets better SEO rankings, or a higher click-through rate on the payload. The data will be duly noted and applied to the optimization of future reviews and review blogs.

None of the “reviewers” reviewed anything, or was ever in the same room as any of the products “tested”. No effort was made to provide value to you, the reader. Everything on those pages is committed to a single purpose: defrauding Google into defrauding their user base with bad search results. Probably LLM co-authored too, but I’ve seen similar things before the recent AI boom.

Marketers will destroy anything of value if allowed. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have fucked 10,000 women. Maybe he was embellishing, but it’s not a completely unreasonable number over a career. And it was a good era to be going for the record: after effective antibiotics for syphilis, before AIDS and paternity testing.

I’ve found it amusing when bestiality laws explicitly exempt artificial insemination and other ‘customary’ animal husbandry practices. It’s completely legal to fondle your livestock when your motive is profit. Do it for love and go to prison, sicko. It’s almost the exact opposite of human-human prostitution laws.

Some do, and inter-library loans are a thing.

I now see that the body part in the penultimate image is an eyelid. The first one still looks like pink fuzzy penises to me. What do you think it is?

So don’t poop in the kitchen sink. Got it!

I would have understood Michaelmas as the feast day of Saint Michael. My studies of hagiography are too limited to say which day that is or why he got sainted. Nor did I know that British people used (maybe still use) that term to refer to an entire season.

Probably spoofed, but that doesn’t necessarily make it meaningless. If you convert numbers to letters per the telephone code, and treat 1 as a space or similar punctuation. It might resolve to KISH NORM. Is that phrase meaningful to you? Do you know anyone who would spoof a callerid to send you that message?

No. I mean, I could name a price, but it’d be unethical and borderline fraudulent to actually charge it knowing that better and more enthusiastic blowjobs can be found for so much less. I just wouldn’t scam a customer like that. This attitude is why I can’t work in sales.

Occasionally, maybe once per paragraph, misspell a word intensionally. Your family, knowing how carefully you used to profread your own writing, will notice this as abnormal behavior. Either you captors have already damaged your menial health or you are trying to conceal a message. Gards reading you letters before posting them may be more used to bad writing among their detaines and not suspect anything deeper. Your family might reply using the same code, both acknowledging receipt of your coded message, and perhaps including a key for a more secure one.

That’s an invaluable lesson.

There’s no technical reason why you couldn’t. It’s probably just some stupid marketing reason like:

• A. Monster doesn’t want to sell its concentrate this way.
• B. They do, but not at a price that would justify including it as an option among other common self serve beverages.
• C. Stores don’t want to offer unlimited access to dangerously high levels of caffeine after a Panera customer with a pre-existing heart condition drank about a gallon of caffeinated lemonade and then dropped dead in the dining room.