I mean… he was all out of condoms. It was the correct call to turn her down

Do they sell these in bulk? For when I get the runs

Do you all remember the movie “The Goonies”? Yeah… so many levels of wrong with this new definition when applied to that movie

Getting heartburn just by reading this…

I hear this every time: CEOs and Exec management of companies telling their employees that costs of production or whatever have gone up, there is need for layoffs in order for the company to stay afloat. At the end of the fiscal year: champagne bottles popping because record profits have been made… and we all play along in this circus show