Killed in a car accident. Fuck cars.

The point of gift cards is that you have to spend it on something fun, not bills.

The Book of Enoch says that fallen angels named Uzza, Azza and Azael taught humans originally.

Sackboy does this a lot

What a happy airplane!

“Impartial” like when Bernie Sanders was winning, and every Democrat decided to fold for Biden.

For copywrite, it doesn’t matter if it was taken directly from the source.

All warfare is class warfare

I’ve been assured it’s totally normal.

I totally agree

Who could have ever anticipated Git hub going to shoot after Microsoft bought it

Phantom penis!

She’s a blackish woman, so yes

Obviously only if you jump off a bird

Bender Bending Rodriguez for President!

I think they screen for those these days.

You fuckin hack

I play several of those games

How do I hover over on Voyager?

You know, when I was a kid, I felt sorry for the robot in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. How miserable he was. No one appreciated his genius. Then I grew some and realized: this motherfucker lived multiple ages of the universe and knew the answers to solving every social and ethical problem, but never spent a single second helping anyone else. Fuck him.