I would travel back in time and make Acorn RISC OS go mainstream. It’s a light OS with a full desktop environment, capable of playing video and rendering anti-aliased fonts, that boots all from ROM and runs on an 8MHz ARM CPU and 512 KB RAM.

I said “go back in time” because I’m not sure how advanced it is compared to modern systems, it’s single-user only and has cooperative multitasking, instead of preemptive.

I think OpenShell is alive, it’s a fork of Classic Shell

Must be bots generating the posts, the corporates love AI

Reminds me of these

Comments in Netscape when it became open source

Fisher-Price actually has solidity to it. I’d take that over these pseudomagical plastic sticky notes.

People called Windows XP “Fisher-Price”!

Reddit

Why do you censor that website? If you say the name in full (enough times), we will show up in search results for them.

RTFF? What’s a fanual?

From security agencies, presumably…

Got me? No!

Security agencies create encryption for their own usage. This means they want it to be mathematically as strong as possible, to protect their secrets from enemy security agencies. Why would they backdoor their own protection system?

They’ll just go through the side door instead.

You’re in luck, it’s a designated neutral editor

2.1 is the most common version, but it’s way out of date. The current standardized version is 9.6.0.

This is KDE, there are always dragons

Exploding with Excrement

(FTFY)

Many combolations, Elizagerth!

ls -hal

For some unfathomably strange reason I want a fake one as my computer mouse

You must shower for a long time. I never would have thought of that.

Please tell me that’s a teletype

ping 9.9.9.9

It’s 1111 higher.

It uses “Facts over feelings” as a diss against the very group of people who would normally use it